What's sparked this rant? The care instructions that have come with my new handbag. Small white print on a pale pink background.
The really frustrating thing is that there's no point in posting a picture of it because all you'd see is a pink rectangle.
To be honest, we don't care much if your handbag falls to pieces through lack of care because then you'll just have to buy a new one. Still, never mind, dear! (But perhaps I'm too cynical, and the text is really telling you to buff the silly thing - with the skin of goblinsfor all I know - or mermaid scales or banana skins...Who can say?)
What does it say?
I have absolutely not the foggiest idea.
Word To Use Today: contrast. This word comes from the Latin contra against, and stare, to stand.